Woodworking
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020
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Woodworking
Woodworking by Defender of Steel August 30, 2013
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Woodworking
Wriggling one's way into a restricted area or 'secret' meeting.
The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'
The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'
eg. Janie's gonna woodwork her way into that club even though she's WAY underage.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.
Woodworking by Sphinxfalcon October 16, 2008
Woodworking
Woodworking by Raven Definies January 29, 2023
advanced woodworking
The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."
advanced woodworking by MatchesMaloneWasHere October 15, 2015
woodcocking
I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.
Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
woodcocking by G-vegas December 10, 2007
morning wood working
morning wood working by jager666999 May 14, 2016
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