Definitions by DBLambert

Woodworthing 

To make an Egregious, repetitive pest of yourself especially by disrupting events that are important to others, in an endless quest for attention and approbation

Dude, I have 56 missed calls between 2:30 and 3 AM. He's woodworthing the hell out of my phone

Woodworthing by DBLambert January 8, 2023

Snurgle 

Anyone, but typically a teenager, who eats desserts and comfort foods down to the last couple of bites (the snurgle) and leaves the almost empty containers in the fridge or freezer.

So much for ice cream for dessert, the Snurgle has eaten all three quarts down the the snurgle.

Snurgle by DBLambert January 22, 2016

Snurglary 

The act of getting up in the middle of the night and sneaking into the kitchen to raid the dessert and comfort foods, eating them down to the last few bites, before any else has a chance to have some.

We, and all of our friends, are experiencing an epidemic of snurglary in our houses. This morning, the dozen box of doughnuts I brought home last night was lying empty on the floor when my wife and I came downstairs.

Snurglary by DBLambert January 9, 2016

snurgle 

A Teenager who habitually eats any and all sweets, deserts, and other comfort foods down to the last few bites, which are left in the bottom of the container.

That Snurgle left one little spoonful of ice cream in the whole carton.

snurgle by DBLambert January 7, 2016

snurglary 

The act of getting up in the middle of the night, sneaking down to the fridge or freezer, and eating the choicest comfort food down to the last bite or two, which is (are) left in the bottom of the carton.

Every time we buy ice cream, we have to try to hide it from our teenager's practice of snurglary.

snurglary by DBLambert January 7, 2016

snurgle 

A teenager, usually female, of impressive stature and given to eating anything and everything in the fridge down to the last bite or few bites.

That dratted Snurgle left one spoonful of ice cream out of three quarts!

snurgle by DBLambert January 6, 2016

snurglar 

A teenager who gets up in the middle of the night to stealthily eat all the "comfort food" and deserts in the fridge down to the last small bites.

The snurglar ate all but one bite of the pumpkin pie and all the remaining ice cream

snurglar by DBLambert January 6, 2016