Woodworking

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration

Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.

by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020

Woodworking

How you make stuff when you don't have a welder.

Welder's gone? *Sigh* I have do do some woodworking.

by Defender of Steel August 30, 2013

Woodworking

Wriggling one's way into a restricted area or 'secret' meeting.

The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'

eg. Janie's gonna woodwork her way into that club even though she's WAY underage.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.

by Sphinxfalcon October 16, 2008

Woodwork

The place women come out of when they realize you're single and successful.

Now that I'm single and making good money, all these women are coming out of the woodwork.

by Bossaucey May 26, 2018

Woodwork

Term for the uprights (goal posts) and crossbar in football (soccer). Taken from the days when the goal structure was made from wood.

I slalomed past 3 defenders then deftly rounded the goal keeper only to have my world class finish soundly denied by the woodwork.

by _rr November 01, 2011

Woodwork

The 'underground'; refers to ilegal activity.

The FBI thought that Montenegro was as good as theirs, but he faded into the woodwork before they found him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 04, 2005

Woodworker

Someone who gives great head.

My friend is the best woodworker around.

by Deeps0 August 31, 2020