A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020
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How you make stuff when you don't have a welder.
Welder's gone? *Sigh* I have do do some woodworking.
by Defender of Steel August 30, 2013
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Wriggling one's way into a restricted area or 'secret' meeting.

The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'
eg. Janie's gonna woodwork her way into that club even though she's WAY underage.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.
by Sphinxfalcon August 26, 2008
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The place women come out of when they realize you're single and successful.
Now that I'm single and making good money, all these women are coming out of the woodwork.
by Bossaucey April 13, 2018
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Term for the uprights (goal posts) and crossbar in football (soccer). Taken from the days when the goal structure was made from wood.
I slalomed past 3 defenders then deftly rounded the goal keeper only to have my world class finish soundly denied by the woodwork.
by _rr November 1, 2011
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The 'underground'; refers to ilegal activity.
The FBI thought that Montenegro was as good as theirs, but he faded into the woodwork before they found him.
by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005
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