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Woodstuck

The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.
"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"
by Patrick W. Crabtree January 13, 2008
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Woodshock

This is a premier concert event in central Ohio. It is themed around a hippy rock fest to promote peace, love and rock and roll. What started as a birthday party is now one of the largest outdoor parties of it's kind. Some of the past headliners at Woodshock have included: MUSHROOMHEAD, NONPOINT, THE ACCIDENTAL EXPERIMENT, DOPE, MANNTIS, BLEED THE SKY, ANEW REVOLUTION, MAKESHIFT ROMEO, TWELVE TRIBES, STATIC X, MASTODON, ALL THAT REMAINS, FEAR FACTORY, FILTER, CHIMAIRA, SIX FEET UNDER, 3INCHES OF BLOOD, IN THIS MOMENT, PRO-PAIN, HedPE, Ot3p and ANKLA. This event typically last 2 days and includes 40+ bands.
We went to rock out at the greatest rock festival in Ohio, Woodshock!
by -_-Metal-Man-_- July 28, 2010
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Woodstock Dick

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.
Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick
by moman86 September 30, 2016
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woodstock skank

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided
This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.
by Napoleonic_maxim November 6, 2011
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woodsjacker

Any man sitting alone in a parked car in a wooded area. They are not eating lunch, but rather jacking off or cruising for gay sex.
On a nature hike Johnny saw some guy sitting in a car by himself when his mom said, "Stay away from him, filthy woodsjacker!"
by Original woodsman November 17, 2006
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Woodstock

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.
"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"
by Tommy F. September 22, 2005
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Woodstock High School

A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.
Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"

Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"
by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010
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