Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girlsmouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.
Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.
1. (adj.) used to show resentment towards a person, object or task.
2. (v.) the act of persuading your wife to let you get a purple pool table (refer to the Television series 'Til Death)
Maia: We have a test tomorrow and 3 assignments in English Class.
Alyssa: Are you freakin' woodcocking me right now?!?!
Skye Skye: HAHA! I get the reference. LOL XD!!!!111!!!!