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Wonky Tonk 

1. Country songs about public policy.

A play on the music genre honky tonk named after the seedy bars where this baudy country style was born and the term wonk for political information junkies.

There have always been protest songs about activism for as long as there has been folk music. Woody and Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, and other political bands like R.E.M. or Rage Against the Machine have made careers out of including politics in their music.

There have also been plenty of patriotic country songs with some political references, but until now there has never been an entire genre devoted entirely to rapping about the specifics of public policy in a rowdy saloon-style country flavor.

The downside is that musicians often lack sufficient wonk and many activists are lacking in tonk.
He's a true wonky tonk singer - I feel I really understand house bill #137 in way I never did before, and I also feel a bit drunk.
Wonky Tonk by gdolezal June 15, 2011
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Wonky tonky 

When a homie be high as balls he be WONKY TONKY
Dang bro kyles wonky tonky
Wonky tonky by Andrew lafrance February 3, 2022

Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.
Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
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Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man
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Wonka Tonka 

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Wonkatonka 

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)
Example 1-

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Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"
Wonkatonka by NephewBillz July 10, 2019

Tonka Wonka 

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"Who's that asshole in Korea again?"
"Oh, man, Tonka Wonka or whatever?"
"Yeah."
Tonka Wonka by Anarch Patriarch October 23, 2008
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