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wonkydonk 

some wanna-be rudeboy with a fucking wonky head
wonkydonk by Tom moth January 16, 2004
Words you can keep
Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)
I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!
Wonkadonk by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015

wonksonkle 

To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.
Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”

wonkdonkulous 

Ridiculously wonky
Use your word in a wonkdonkulous sentence.
wonkdonkulous by Contextno December 17, 2014

winkydink 

Elvin has one strange looking winkydink!
winkydink by Jakey B. August 13, 2006

wonkerdonk 

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"
wonkerdonk by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008

Wonkatonka 

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)
Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"
Wonkatonka by NephewBillz July 10, 2019
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