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Wonkadonk
Wonkadonk by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015
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wonksonkle
To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.
Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”
wonksonkle by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022
wonkerdonk
wonkerdonk by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008
Wonkatonka
This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)
Example 1-
Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"
Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..
Example 2-
Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"
Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"
Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"
Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..
Example 2-
Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"
Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"
Wonkatonka by NephewBillz July 10, 2019
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