Wonkybonk

1) (literal) - an awkward or stilted sexual experience

2) (political) - a smug political commentator who sounds erudite but fails to make logical arguments

1) "Late night, after too much wine, our affair culminated in an unsatisfying wonkybonk"

2) "A regular contributor on MSNBC with colorful pretentious meanderings, he was widely regarded a wonkybonk."

by A brave CMO November 25, 2020

Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)

I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!

by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015

wonksonkle

To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.

Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”

by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022

wonkdonkulous

Ridiculously wonky

Use your word in a wonkdonkulous sentence.

by Contextno December 17, 2014

winkybanker

Winkybanker noun, a warm place to park at night.

"man I can't wait to pull into my winkybanker when I get home!

by Flyingwigs November 9, 2018

Wonkatonka

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)

Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"

by NephewBillz July 10, 2019

Wonkadonk

Something a lil kinky

But you have to guess what they mean

Hey babe wanna wonkadonk tonight ;)

by HeHa¯\_(ツ)_/¯ July 26, 2019