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Wonkatonka 

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)
Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"
Wonkatonka by NephewBillz July 10, 2019
Words you can keep
Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)
I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!
Wonkadonk by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015
Something a lil kinky

But you have to guess what they mean
Hey babe wanna wonkadonk tonight ;)

wankalonka 

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.
The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.
wankalonka by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

Wonkatonk 

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.
Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.

wonkatonk 

That haircut is so wonkatonk
wonkatonk by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004

wonkaton 

Paper reminence left around anal area after wipping the ass. Ususally found in forms of small cylinders. Mainly occurs with the use of low quality toilet paper.
So I was gonna eat her out but she had a huge wonkaton on her ass.
wonkaton by Alion January 2, 2006
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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