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woolford 

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.
woolford by unstable bob January 4, 2008

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark
Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

Wofford College 

A small, private, liberal arts college located in upstate South Carolina (Spartanburg to be exact). Also known affectionately as the new Harvard of the South which has a 13 to 1 squirrel to student ratio. School where if you are pretty, upper class, and smart you will be the norm. However, niches of diversity exist. Wofford has super accessible professors and staff and consistently rank in the top ten colleges and universities in study abroad. Mascot is the terriers. Colors are black and gold
She was the salutatorian of her graduating class. She is headed to Wofford College in the fall.

Wofford's president Dr. Dunlap used to be a professional ballerina.

Wofford has more freaking squirrels than I have seen in my whole life.
Wofford College by Annimation March 11, 2011

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.
wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?
wilford brimley by OneBetter May 27, 2006

Wohlford 

The god of the penises that grants one lucky person each year a foot long for free
Holy moly I’ve been chosen by Wohlford to get that foot long I have always dreamed of getting
Wohlford by Doomsday04 February 13, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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