Wolford

A male skater who with blonde hair looks like Kurt Cobain

That Wolford was HOT!

by LustGirl November 7, 2005

woolford

A marijuana cigarette

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.

by unstable bob January 4, 2008

wilford warfstache

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

Wofford College

A small, private, liberal arts college located in upstate South Carolina (Spartanburg to be exact). Also known affectionately as the new Harvard of the South which has a 13 to 1 squirrel to student ratio. School where if you are pretty, upper class, and smart you will be the norm. However, niches of diversity exist. Wofford has super accessible professors and staff and consistently rank in the top ten colleges and universities in study abroad. Mascot is the terriers. Colors are black and gold

She was the salutatorian of her graduating class. She is headed to Wofford College in the fall.

Wofford's president Dr. Dunlap used to be a professional ballerina.

Wofford has more freaking squirrels than I have seen in my whole life.

by Annimation March 11, 2011

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

by OneBetter May 27, 2006

Wohlford

The god of the penises that grants one lucky person each year a foot long for free

Holy moly I’ve been chosen by Wohlford to get that foot long I have always dreamed of getting

by Doomsday04 February 13, 2019