Wohlford 

The god of the penises that grants one lucky person each year a foot long for free

Holy moly I’ve been chosen by Wohlford to get that foot long I have always dreamed of getting

Wohlford by Doomsday04 February 13, 2019

woolford 

A marijuana cigarette

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.

woolford by unstable bob January 4, 2008

woolford 

Complete and utter wanker, too cocky for his own good. As well as this, usually has an expression so gormless it would
catch flies. Usually attracts other dicks.

"You had a face like a slapped woolford"

woolford by Dave Penis May 21, 2008

Wolford 

A male skater who with blonde hair looks like Kurt Cobain

That Wolford was HOT!

Wolford by LustGirl November 7, 2005

zac woolford 

A sexy beast who loves to mingle among women. he is tall, benches 30kg and has a dog he uses as a sex toy.

Hey Zac woolford

fuck you

zac woolford by magnet977 February 16, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019