Welfording

When someone does something so illogical yet so unsurprising, usually in regards to large purchases or arguably immoral behaviour

Did you hear what barndoor did the other day? He bought a £400 alarm for an empty room!

Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!

Welfording by SondheimSimp January 15, 2024

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Woffording

Gerund of the verb "to Wofford." The act of publicly drinking or working with others in academic environment.

Oftentimes, hosting office hours or writing an essay while at a bar are referred to as Woffording in the American political science, international relations, and public policy community, particularly in the graduate student community. The etymology of this word derives from actions frequently taken by Professor Claire Wofford of the College of Charleston, but usage has spread nationally to graduate schools from coast to coast.

She rescheduled her office hours to 3 PM, hosting them in the on-campus bar where she would be Woffording, and offering her students to come join her if they had any questions about course material.

Woffording by Spegasparce December 7, 2019

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Woffording

The act of getting unnaturally non-sexually close to someone of the same sex

Stop Woffording me right now!

Woffording by The Gentleman in Dark Attire December 9, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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