Welfording 

When someone does something so illogical yet so unsurprising, usually in regards to large purchases or arguably immoral behaviour

Did you hear what barndoor did the other day? He bought a £400 alarm for an empty room!

Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!

Welfording by SondheimSimp January 15, 2024

Woffording

Gerund of the verb "to Wofford." The act of publicly drinking or working with others in academic environment.

Oftentimes, hosting office hours or writing an essay while at a bar are referred to as Woffording in the American political science, international relations, and public policy community, particularly in the graduate student community. The etymology of this word derives from actions frequently taken by Professor Claire Wofford of the College of Charleston, but usage has spread nationally to graduate schools from coast to coast.

She rescheduled her office hours to 3 PM, hosting them in the on-campus bar where she would be Woffording, and offering her students to come join her if they had any questions about course material.

Woffording by Spegasparce December 7, 2019

Woffording

The act of getting unnaturally non-sexually close to someone of the same sex

Stop Woffording me right now!

Woffording by The Gentleman in Dark Attire December 9, 2008