He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

a root beer soda with cherry flavoring

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

V. To ejaculate into or otherwise insert semen into the insulin pump of your romantic or sexual partner.

N. The act of performing a Wilford Brimley.

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.