Skip to main content

Styxhexenhammer's definitions

University Of Vermont

1. Abbreviated UVM: An amazing (but expensive) "public ivy league" University, with a large enough population to offer amazing classes but with few enough people so as not to be overwhelming and crowded.

2. Hippie capitol of the world.

3. Where most of Vermont goes to use drugs.
1. UVM sure is expensive; I needed to sell my soul to the devil to attend.

2. Hey man let's go be hippified at groovy UV!

3. I'm so high... must have been the weed I bought at the University of Vermont.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
mugGet the University Of Vermont mug.

Sloppy Joe

A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
mugGet the Sloppy Joe mug.

Intestinal Disgorge

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."
Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
mugGet the Intestinal Disgorge mug.

Nikolas Schreck

The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."

Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.
Nikolas Schreck is singing, so shut the fuck up you fat ugly whore!
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
mugGet the Nikolas Schreck mug.

Goregrind

A musical genre typified as having extreme, gore-referencing lyrics and a tendency towards the use of sound effects and distortion to create an atmosphere of chaos and disgust.

Major bands include the following:
Cock and Ball Torture
Intestinal Disgorge
Disgorge
Last Days Of Humanity
Aborted
Carcass
Regurgitate
Goregrind really makes me want to plaster myself in baby shit and roll around in a pile of septic, regurgitated cow spleen, while chomping on coagulated balls of vein tissue.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
mugGet the Goregrind mug.

Charles Manson

An innocent man who is suffering in jail because society in the sixties thought LSD could control your mind, and because he refuses to acknowledge that he did anything wrong... which makes sense since the "crime" he supposedly committed was commited while he was miles away.
Charles Manson was a thief and vandal, but never killed anyone. So much for the DA's testimony!
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
mugGet the Charles Manson mug.

Colin Newman

A punk/experimental rock artist from the late seventies and eighties who produced the song "Alone," found on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."

Was formerly a member of the band "Wire."
Man 1: Colin Newman makes some frigging weird shit.
Man 2: I know, I went to a concert and shit in a soda can so I could slop the filthy mix on my face and make out with my transvestite girlfriends.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
mugGet the Colin Newman mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email