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Montana

A large rural state that shares its name with Hannah Montana; the most worthless preppie pop culture star since the Olsen Twins, ironically it is noted as being exceptionally boring but is still more entertaining than Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana is less interesting than Montana. This will change when she grows up and begins making lude videos with the Olsen Twins.
by Styxhexenhammer December 29, 2009
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The Magic Mushrooms

A relatively obscure mid sixties psychedelic rock band, which recorded only one album, featuring "It's A Happening" and "Let the Rain Be Me."

The band joins such others as HP Lovecraft and The Lemon Drops in this area of music.

Also amanita muscaria, a type of hallucinogenic northern mushroom containing high levels of muscimol, which causes euphoria and hallucinations when ingested.
The magic mushrooms I listened to made me happy, but the ones I ate made me happier.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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Colin Newman

The lead singer of the late seventies, early eighties punk band "Wire." Who went solo in the eighties to produce several albums, including the moderately successful song "Alone" which appeared on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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University Of Vermont

1. Abbreviated UVM: An amazing (but expensive) "public ivy league" University, with a large enough population to offer amazing classes but with few enough people so as not to be overwhelming and crowded.

2. Hippie capitol of the world.

3. Where most of Vermont goes to use drugs.
1. UVM sure is expensive; I needed to sell my soul to the devil to attend.

2. Hey man let's go be hippified at groovy UV!

3. I'm so high... must have been the weed I bought at the University of Vermont.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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Bestiality

The sexual act of fucking someone until you almost achieve climax, then ramming your prick into the dog's asshole and slamming it full of jizz.
I pulled a bestiality on the dog yesterday.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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Black Metal

A musical genre inspired by death metal and heavy metal, and pioneered by sucky-ass bands like Venom.

Generally split up into several subgenres like Depressive black metal, Raw black metal, Blackened death metal, Drone metal and Pure black metal.

Depressive black metal tends to derive influence from ambience and suicide, with bands like Xasthur, Burzum, Hate Forest and Be Persecuted, who tend to structure their songs around misanthropy and depression.

Raw black metal was formed as a bulwark against recent black metal trends, which threaten to make it a mainstream genre. Vlad Tepes, Grand Belial's Key and Peste Noire are two of the major bands of this subgenre, which emphasizes purposely low production quality to keep the music from ever being able to be mainstream.

Blackened death metal is a fusion subgenre of death and black metal, with bands like Behemoth which mix traditional death metal style with lyrics and titles from black metal, typically.

Drone metal, with bands such as Sunno ))) and Boris tends to be more ambient than black, wich a mix of antireligious lyrics/titles and purely instrumental, paganistic form.

Pure black metal, (which is becoming rarer as the genre approaches mainstream quality,) with bands like Nargaroth and Marduk, tends to have stereotypically antichristian/ antireligious titles and lyrics, as well as a structure exceeding death metal in intensity. Most early black metal falls into this category, but most early black metal could also pass as raw black metal as well.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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Sunn O)))

Possibly the first (and definitely the best) drone metal/ doom band ever to exist.

The band utilizes classic black metal and ambient strategies like distorted guitars and synthesization through computers to create an atmosphere of terror.

Often misrepresented as "Sunno" "Sunn o" or Sunn0" by those too ignorant to actually check up on bands before downloading their material.

Their album "Altar" features split work with another drone band, Boris, to create even deeper chaos.

Drone metal songs typically top ten minutes, and some albums consist of only one very long song.
Sunn O))) is some deep shit.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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