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Nikolas Schreck

The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."

Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.
Nikolas Schreck is singing, so shut the fuck up you fat ugly whore!
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
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Colin Newman

A punk/experimental rock artist from the late seventies and eighties who produced the song "Alone," found on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."

Was formerly a member of the band "Wire."
Man 1: Colin Newman makes some frigging weird shit.
Man 2: I know, I went to a concert and shit in a soda can so I could slop the filthy mix on my face and make out with my transvestite girlfriends.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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Sloppy Joe

A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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Intestinal Disgorge

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."
Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009
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Black Metal

A musical genre inspired by death metal and heavy metal, and pioneered by sucky-ass bands like Venom.

Generally split up into several subgenres like Depressive black metal, Raw black metal, Blackened death metal, Drone metal and Pure black metal.

Depressive black metal tends to derive influence from ambience and suicide, with bands like Xasthur, Burzum, Hate Forest and Be Persecuted, who tend to structure their songs around misanthropy and depression.

Raw black metal was formed as a bulwark against recent black metal trends, which threaten to make it a mainstream genre. Vlad Tepes, Grand Belial's Key and Peste Noire are two of the major bands of this subgenre, which emphasizes purposely low production quality to keep the music from ever being able to be mainstream.

Blackened death metal is a fusion subgenre of death and black metal, with bands like Behemoth which mix traditional death metal style with lyrics and titles from black metal, typically.

Drone metal, with bands such as Sunno ))) and Boris tends to be more ambient than black, wich a mix of antireligious lyrics/titles and purely instrumental, paganistic form.

Pure black metal, (which is becoming rarer as the genre approaches mainstream quality,) with bands like Nargaroth and Marduk, tends to have stereotypically antichristian/ antireligious titles and lyrics, as well as a structure exceeding death metal in intensity. Most early black metal falls into this category, but most early black metal could also pass as raw black metal as well.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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