Styxhexenhammer's definitions
by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
Get the Wilford Brimleymug. The most annoying and useless people on the Earth.
While many groups of people such as nerds, hippies and punks try to change the world for the better through activism and technology, preps spend nine tenths of their time looking down upon others, using their typically upper class parents to buy them things which make others envious.
However, don't worry about them too much; since they tend to drink heavily and go to shitty colleges, many preps find themselves unable to function in society and end up working for their parents, who are generally lawyers or self employed salespeople. Their more worthy parents wind up hating them and they take up jobs at IHOP or Walmart and get old and hideous.
Their idols are generally as shallow as they are, and include any boy band they can find, and typically STD infested sluts like Hannah Montana and Miley Ray Cyrus.
Young preps tend to watch High School Musical; older preps can't afford a TV.
They tend to be Republicans, and pretend to be devout Christians, while drinking more than the average Irish Catholic minister.
While many groups of people such as nerds, hippies and punks try to change the world for the better through activism and technology, preps spend nine tenths of their time looking down upon others, using their typically upper class parents to buy them things which make others envious.
However, don't worry about them too much; since they tend to drink heavily and go to shitty colleges, many preps find themselves unable to function in society and end up working for their parents, who are generally lawyers or self employed salespeople. Their more worthy parents wind up hating them and they take up jobs at IHOP or Walmart and get old and hideous.
Their idols are generally as shallow as they are, and include any boy band they can find, and typically STD infested sluts like Hannah Montana and Miley Ray Cyrus.
Young preps tend to watch High School Musical; older preps can't afford a TV.
They tend to be Republicans, and pretend to be devout Christians, while drinking more than the average Irish Catholic minister.
Nerd: Audrey and her friends are such preps I wish they would die.
Hippie: Yeah but she'll be working night shift at McDonalds in five years once I graduate from UVM and you get out of Yale.
Punk: Hey forget her ass, let's go burn down the army navy store.
Hippie: Yeah but she'll be working night shift at McDonalds in five years once I graduate from UVM and you get out of Yale.
Punk: Hey forget her ass, let's go burn down the army navy store.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
Get the Prepsmug. A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
Get the Sloppy Joemug. A relatively obscure mid sixties psychedelic rock band, which recorded only one album, featuring "It's A Happening" and "Let the Rain Be Me."
The band joins such others as HP Lovecraft and The Lemon Drops in this area of music.
Also amanita muscaria, a type of hallucinogenic northern mushroom containing high levels of muscimol, which causes euphoria and hallucinations when ingested.
The band joins such others as HP Lovecraft and The Lemon Drops in this area of music.
Also amanita muscaria, a type of hallucinogenic northern mushroom containing high levels of muscimol, which causes euphoria and hallucinations when ingested.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
Get the The Magic Mushroomsmug. The lead singer of the late seventies, early eighties punk band "Wire." Who went solo in the eighties to produce several albums, including the moderately successful song "Alone" which appeared on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
Get the Colin Newmanmug. by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
Get the Duncan Constructionmug. The lead vocalist for the legendary neogothic eighties band "Radio Werewolf."
Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.
Also founder of the werewolf order, husband of Zeena Lavey (Anton Lavey's daughter" and high ranking member of the Temple of Set. Former member of the Church of Satan. Supporter of Charles Manson.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
Get the Nikolas Schreckmug.