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University Of Vermont

1. Abbreviated UVM: An amazing (but expensive) "public ivy league" University, with a large enough population to offer amazing classes but with few enough people so as not to be overwhelming and crowded.

2. Hippie capitol of the world.

3. Where most of Vermont goes to use drugs.
1. UVM sure is expensive; I needed to sell my soul to the devil to attend.

2. Hey man let's go be hippified at groovy UV!

3. I'm so high... must have been the weed I bought at the University of Vermont.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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Bestiality

The sexual act of fucking someone until you almost achieve climax, then ramming your prick into the dog's asshole and slamming it full of jizz.
I pulled a bestiality on the dog yesterday.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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HP Lovecraft

A psychedelic rock band that was active during the sixties, producing several albums. Their work includes "Mobius Trip," perhaps their most popular song, as well as a modest number of bootleg live recordings.

HP Lovecraft is also a bestselling macabre literature autgghor from the earlier days of the 20th century.
HP Lovecraft makes some bizarre music.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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Intestinal Disgorge

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."
Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009
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Colin Newman

The lead singer of the late seventies, early eighties punk band "Wire." Who went solo in the eighties to produce several albums, including the moderately successful song "Alone" which appeared on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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The Magic Mushrooms

A relatively obscure mid sixties psychedelic rock band, which recorded only one album, featuring "It's A Happening" and "Let the Rain Be Me."

The band joins such others as HP Lovecraft and The Lemon Drops in this area of music.

Also amanita muscaria, a type of hallucinogenic northern mushroom containing high levels of muscimol, which causes euphoria and hallucinations when ingested.
The magic mushrooms I listened to made me happy, but the ones I ate made me happier.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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