Welford

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A black man from Detroit
A black man who exploits
Might seem hard but he is soft
As soft as a mother's bosom
A black man who reads
a black man who has tried weed
7 is his lucky number
7 is also the size of his "member"
skating 7 times a week
Equipped with his mighty spear
This man does not feel fear
for the just, does not need sleep

Black woman: Wow, did you meet Welford?
Black woman 2 : Yeah, He seems really sophisticated!

Welford by Sasuke's mommy September 24, 2019

Words you can keep

wilford warfstache

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Related Words

Welford • Welfording • wilford brimley • Wexford • walford • wexfordpal • Walfordologist • wilford • Wilford's Razor • wilford warfstache

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

wilford brimley by OneBetter May 27, 2006

Wexford

The best County in Ireland. The Sunny South East.

Wexford: Leinster Champions 2004

Wexford by Butty July 14, 2004

wexfordpal

A noob. Plays on devices all day. Spams peoples dms and thinks memes solves every problem.

dinabloxii: i broke my back
wexfordpal : HERE HAVE A MEME

wexfordpal by noobfordpal May 7, 2020

wexfordpal

Works in bloxway. Thinks memes are the solution to every problem. Calls everyone a noob. Likes to spam dinabloxiis dms and ask CloutStolen 72 questions daily.

Dinabloxii : hi wex
wexfordpal : OMG HI HAVE A MEME YOU NOOB HDJEJEKEKWBEBSKBDHDBDBDKD

wexfordpal by noobfordpal May 7, 2020

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026