Welford 

A black man from Detroit
A black man who exploits
Might seem hard but he is soft
As soft as a mother's bosom
A black man who reads
a black man who has tried weed
7 is his lucky number
7 is also the size of his "member"
skating 7 times a week
Equipped with his mighty spear
This man does not feel fear
for the just, does not need sleep

Black woman: Wow, did you meet Welford?
Black woman 2 : Yeah, He seems really sophisticated!

Welford by Sasuke's mommy September 24, 2019

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

wilford brimley by OneBetter May 27, 2006

Wexford 

The best County in Ireland. The Sunny South East.

Wexford: Leinster Champions 2004

Wexford by Butty July 14, 2004

wexfordpal

A noob. Plays on devices all day. Spams peoples dms and thinks memes solves every problem.

dinabloxii: i broke my back
wexfordpal : HERE HAVE A MEME

wexfordpal by noobfordpal May 7, 2020

wexfordpal

Works in bloxway. Thinks memes are the solution to every problem. Calls everyone a noob. Likes to spam dinabloxiis dms and ask CloutStolen 72 questions daily.

Dinabloxii : hi wex
wexfordpal : OMG HI HAVE A MEME YOU NOOB HDJEJEKEKWBEBSKBDHDBDBDKD

wexfordpal by noobfordpal May 7, 2020