woolford
woolford by unstable bob January 4, 2008
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Complete and utter wanker, too cocky for his own good. As well as this, usually has an expression so gormless it would
catch flies. Usually attracts other dicks.
catch flies. Usually attracts other dicks.
"You had a face like a slapped woolford"
woolford by Dave Penis May 21, 2008
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A sexy beast who loves to mingle among women. he is tall, benches 30kg and has a dog he uses as a sex toy.
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The Woodford
A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name Woodford, struck the pose and it was immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.
Wanting to impress friends when a photo is being taken at a crowded bar, Ben struck The Woodford, much to the joy if onlookers.
The Woodford by Not_jess...promise April 12, 2012
Woodford
A small village situated in Northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. All are relatively unknown amongst the educated.
Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.
Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.
Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.
Stay away if you know what's good for you!
Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.
Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.
Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.
Stay away if you know what's good for you!
Woodford by Dolly Cheesebiscuit October 16, 2008
Woodford county high school
Woodford County High School is a grammar school for girls. However girls from there tend to be very road and wouldn’t seem smart at first glance. Also they have the weirdest secondary school uniforms ever.
Other school kid on bus: Loool look at those Woodford County High School kids with their stripes shirts’
Woodford county high school by Anonolena February 5, 2019