witek
Did you hear? Witek predicted Russia's invasion of Crimea! He sure knows all about what Putin is up to.
witek by chronocide August 13, 2017
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wiktoria witek
She’s a beautiful independent girl , she just needs one bestfriend to grow with ,
the name Wiktoria is polish , and a very popular name :) , she’s usually blonde with blue eyes big full lips
She always wants the best for everyone, especially her bestfriend
the name Wiktoria is polish , and a very popular name :) , she’s usually blonde with blue eyes big full lips
She always wants the best for everyone, especially her bestfriend
wiktoria witek by \(;-;)/ July 8, 2019
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jeff wittek
A member of the vlog squad who went to prison, but seems like he has really changed. He is also Literally the hottest guy it the whole entire world, and if u think differently come at me dude.
hot
hot
jeff wittek by Batman_ is_betterThanYou November 11, 2019
wineku
a short form of poetry mutated from haiku which is about vinyards, wine, wine country, drinking & tasting wine or the effects thereof. it has the same format as haiku (ie. three lines with 5-7-5 syllables).
1. Reciting wineku while tasting wine lends literary accompanyment to the spirit of the grape.
2. An example of wineku:
from mouth to stomach
wine becomes internal falls
uncorks dry laughter
2. An example of wineku:
from mouth to stomach
wine becomes internal falls
uncorks dry laughter
wineku by jim christ February 18, 2009
Witikko
Family of socially awkward homosapiens stemming from parts of North Dakota and Minnesota, most of whom are incredibly intellectual or talented in some way or another, who excel at pool, are musical by nature, and often become pharmacists.
Witikko by funnyfunny May 3, 2009
wite wimmen
These are either hot blondes that are trying to get daddy jealous, or else big, fat, stringy-haired sugar mamas that prefer the licorice stick to vanilla sausage. They don't mind the low-IQ, giant pants, stupid rims, and nappy heads of the African men they crave. The giant tar hose more than makes up for it. Who cares about "intelligent conversation"? That's just what they tell the white man. All that really matters to them is size.
"Where are the wite wimmen at?"
wite wimmen by running out of patience April 29, 2008
Whitekeeper
A person that mainly goes for people of caucasian descent. They collect the white people for themselves, hence a white keeper.
"He's talking to ANOTHER white boy? Ugh Keanu is such a whitekeeper."
"His name is Casey? There goes the whitekeeper again."
"His name is Casey? There goes the whitekeeper again."
Whitekeeper by Trafy January 29, 2018
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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