witek 

A very wise person, known for his intellect and wit. Hates Putin.

Did you hear? Witek predicted Russia's invasion of Crimea! He sure knows all about what Putin is up to.

witek by chronocide August 13, 2017

wiktoria witek 

She’s a beautiful independent girl , she just needs one bestfriend to grow with ,

the name Wiktoria is polish , and a very popular name :) , she’s usually blonde with blue eyes big full lips

She always wants the best for everyone, especially her bestfriend

Woah , Wiktoria Witek is beautiful have you seen her ?!

Boy: yes , she’s definitely my type ;)

wiktoria witek by \(;-;)/ July 8, 2019

jeff wittek 

A member of the vlog squad who went to prison, but seems like he has really changed. He is also Literally the hottest guy it the whole entire world, and if u think differently come at me dude.

hot

Me: OMG I love Jeff wittek
Friend: he’s not even that cute
Me: * kills friend*

jeff wittek by Batman_ is_betterThanYou November 11, 2019

wineku 

a short form of poetry mutated from haiku which is about vinyards, wine, wine country, drinking & tasting wine or the effects thereof. it has the same format as haiku (ie. three lines with 5-7-5 syllables).

1. Reciting wineku while tasting wine lends literary accompanyment to the spirit of the grape.

2. An example of wineku:

from mouth to stomach
wine becomes internal falls
uncorks dry laughter

wineku by jim christ February 18, 2009

Witikko 

Family of socially awkward homosapiens stemming from parts of North Dakota and Minnesota, most of whom are incredibly intellectual or talented in some way or another, who excel at pool, are musical by nature, and often become pharmacists.

Hey, look at that family of losers playing guitar.
They must be witikko's.

Witikko by funnyfunny May 3, 2009

wite wimmen 

These are either hot blondes that are trying to get daddy jealous, or else big, fat, stringy-haired sugar mamas that prefer the licorice stick to vanilla sausage. They don't mind the low-IQ, giant pants, stupid rims, and nappy heads of the African men they crave. The giant tar hose more than makes up for it. Who cares about "intelligent conversation"? That's just what they tell the white man. All that really matters to them is size.

"Where are the wite wimmen at?"

wite wimmen by running out of patience April 29, 2008

Whitekeeper 

A person that mainly goes for people of caucasian descent. They collect the white people for themselves, hence a white keeper.

"He's talking to ANOTHER white boy? Ugh Keanu is such a whitekeeper."

"His name is Casey? There goes the whitekeeper again."

Whitekeeper by Trafy January 29, 2018