Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

throw the baby out with the bath water 

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank

throw the baby out with the bath water by nick_g August 5, 2011

take a bath with your mustache 

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.

Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

take a bath with your mustache by just a girl with a mustache August 12, 2017

Bath With Benefits 

When you and a partner take a bath together and touch each other's private parts (at least).

-After just meeting and exchanging phone numbers-

Sweet Girl: So Tom, where will you take me for our first date?

Tom: I've decided you'll come to my house for a bath with benefits.

Bath With Benefits by milts_perth February 15, 2010

throwing the baby out with the bathwater

fools who by trying to rid themselves of a bad thing succeed in destroying whatever good there was as well

She's definitely a one for throwing the baby out with the bathwater when she left her boyfriend

throwing the baby out with the bathwater by núria November 16, 2004

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

Bathing with Jesus by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues 

In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.

I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019