Wishwashing

after it rains you drive down the street especially in big puddles with your head out the window

nick:it just rained, wanna go wishwashing in the puddles?

by KBOSS April 11, 2009

dishwashington

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.

Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.

by dishwashington September 10, 2014

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

wishcasting

The act of presenting a "wish" as a "forecast". It is a portmanteau of those two words.

The president said the economy would pick up soon but he was just wishcasting.

by TommSciortino January 1, 2020

Wishcasting

A tactic in "journalism" used to promote a story as true simply because the writer wants it to be true.

Did you see that New York Times article claiming Trump threatened to invade Mexico? That was some tasty wishcasting.

by The Tastiest July 25, 2019

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

Dishwashing

The act of mutual romance and erotic emotions through the physical pressing of lips against another's. This is similar to a regular kiss, however in this case it is more similar to but also exceeds to acts performed in a 'French Kiss' where not only does the tongue of one individual touch the tongue of their partner but also enter the mouth making contact with all areas of the partner's mouth as well as outside the mouth with close proximity to the partner's lips. This is known as dishwashing or being dishwashed.

The man grabbed the woman by the hips and snogged her violently, his tongue frequently entering her mouth. He was performing the dishwash. The woman was being dishwashed. The man was dishwashing the woman.

by TheDishwasher November 29, 2011