torture

The act of going to Wal-Mart.

"hey, how should we torture this person?"
"lets...lets...TAKE THEM TO WAL-MART"
*person* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by deejaylovesmaddie May 11, 2010

butt text

When you accidentally call or text someone when your phone is in your pocket.

Maddie- (on the phone) "Yeah mom, no sorry I didn't mean to call you, my phone was in my pocket. Yeah, bye."
Hunter- "Did you butt text her?"
Maddie- "Yeah."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.

"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

sensual man hug

When two non gay guys hug slowly and sensually for the sake of bonding and laughs.

"Sorry that i just whooped your ass at HALO."
"It's alright. Sensual man hug?"

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

love

Something everyone feels obligated to do, but hardly ever does. then they fall in love with the stupidest, most random person, it makes no sense. That person generally does not love them back.
Love is something that will tear you apart in the end, love is something that attempts on a daily basis to rid you of any personal sanity.

Maddie: "Gregg. I love you."
Gregg: "I dont care."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2009

toast

one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.

Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

crispy

perfection to which you cook your toast.

biran: "yo, man, that toast was so crispy"
dj: "it's what i do!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009