Urban Dictionary: Definitions by deejaylovesmaddie

torture

The act of going to Wal-Mart.

"hey, how should we torture this person?"
"lets...lets...TAKE THEM TO WAL-MART"
*person* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

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Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

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when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say thats what she said.

"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"

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one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.

Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."

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perfection to which you cook your toast.

biran: "yo, man, that toast was so crispy"
dj: "it's what i do!"

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a word people overuse to sound sophisticated and or creepy.

Maddie: "mr.witte that science assignment had such a succulence."
Kyra: "Maddie, you're creepy."

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