sensual man hug

When two non gay guys hug slowly and sensually for the sake of bonding and laughs.

"Sorry that i just whooped your ass at HALO."
"It's alright. Sensual man hug?"

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

love

Something everyone feels obligated to do, but hardly ever does. then they fall in love with the stupidest, most random person, it makes no sense. That person generally does not love them back.
Love is something that will tear you apart in the end, love is something that attempts on a daily basis to rid you of any personal sanity.

Maddie: "Gregg. I love you."
Gregg: "I dont care."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 28, 2009

crispy

perfection to which you cook your toast.

biran: "yo, man, that toast was so crispy"
dj: "it's what i do!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

toast

one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.

Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

wal-mart

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

Hollister

A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).

"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009