deejaylovesmaddie's definitions

torture

The act of going to Wal-Mart.

"hey, how should we torture this person?"
"lets...lets...TAKE THEM TO WAL-MART"
*person* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by deejaylovesmaddie May 11, 2010

scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

thats what she said

when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say thats what she said.

"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"

by deejaylovesmaddie January 1, 2010

toast

one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.

Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

crispy

perfection to which you cook your toast.

biran: "yo, man, that toast was so crispy"
dj: "it's what i do!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

succulence

a word people overuse to sound sophisticated and or creepy.

Maddie: "mr.witte that science assignment had such a succulence."
Kyra: "Maddie, you're creepy."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009