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The last name of the sweetest, most caring guy known by anyone. His friends are lucky to be his pal and the girl he chooses will forever be the most lucky girl on the planet. This guy is easy to love and if you fall for him then make sure you have something to land on because trust me you will fall hard. If you have the honor of knowing him you are graced by God. HE will treat you right and will never hurt you even though he may look dangerous and likes to play with dangerous things. but overall he is the best guy ever and you should go in a deep depression if you ever lose him. <3
I'm lucky I know a wireman

I in love with a wireman
wireman by Randomgurl101 June 20, 2011
A sick motherfucker who definitely knows what he is talking about. A real man.
This WizeMan was taking so much shit from one of those fools. He just lit him up and then put him down with a single word. God damn. He is one hell of a WizeMan.
WizeMan by TheWizeMan August 1, 2017

Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students
Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal Wiseman 

“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”
Cardinal Wiseman by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

The Wire Man 

When your railing a girl from behind, grab her hair and wrap it around with one hand, like your wiring a blue marlin.
The Wire Man by Alfonzo IV January 8, 2010

To Pull A Wiseman 

Usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. The comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc.

Not to be confused with a lean-in!

The act of pulling a wise man derives from Evil Dead: Army of Darkness in the scene depicted below in the example.
1. Jim and Jon both knew that the fastest way home was path A, but Jon just had to take path B. Jon walked all the way along path B, got home and realised that he could no longer see Jim. Jim pulled a wise man and said "I told you path A was faster!"

2. In Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Ash is informed by the wise man that he needs the Necronomicon in order to stop the evil. He just blows the wise man off. A short while later, a Deadite attacks Ash and Co. After Ash kills the deadite, the Wise man enters from off-camera and states "Now with though quest for the Necronomicon?!" Thus he has pulled a wiseman.

3. In order to pull a Wiseman you need to have something smarter to say than those around you, and be able to approach from a near unseen angle.
To Pull A Wiseman by Smeep August 3, 2007
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murderhobo 

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