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A female (usually your best friend) who always helps you with DIY tasks like hammering, nailing, sawing and anything else the useless men in your life are either to lazy or incapable of doing. She's extremely talented, and capable of figuring out solutions for most challenges in and around garden and house. She's not butch. She's beautiful, feminine and very artistic and creative.
Did you see that gorgeous girl with the beautiful voice singing on stage Saturday night ? Well she's my wifeman and she made me this shoe cupboard and the dog kennel and that collage of shells hanging in my lounge.
wifeman by Jodalyne January 28, 2020
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A sick motherfucker who definitely knows what he is talking about. A real man.
This WizeMan was taking so much shit from one of those fools. He just lit him up and then put him down with a single word. God damn. He is one hell of a WizeMan.
WizeMan by TheWizeMan August 1, 2017
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Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students
Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal Wiseman 

“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”
Cardinal Wiseman by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

To Pull A Wiseman 

Usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. The comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc.

Not to be confused with a lean-in!

The act of pulling a wise man derives from Evil Dead: Army of Darkness in the scene depicted below in the example.
1. Jim and Jon both knew that the fastest way home was path A, but Jon just had to take path B. Jon walked all the way along path B, got home and realised that he could no longer see Jim. Jim pulled a wise man and said "I told you path A was faster!"

2. In Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Ash is informed by the wise man that he needs the Necronomicon in order to stop the evil. He just blows the wise man off. A short while later, a Deadite attacks Ash and Co. After Ash kills the deadite, the Wise man enters from off-camera and states "Now with though quest for the Necronomicon?!" Thus he has pulled a wiseman.

3. In order to pull a Wiseman you need to have something smarter to say than those around you, and be able to approach from a near unseen angle.
To Pull A Wiseman by Smeep August 3, 2007

cardinal wiseman 

A school thats smaller than a green bean and has way too much beef.
"Hey do you go to cardinal wiseman?"
"Lol! You mad😂 never. i wouldnt be able to fit in it😂"

Bud Wiseman 

This gent' becomes extremely wise after he's consumed some beer (such as bud), and starts to philosophise, give advice, etc.
(1)
BUD WISEMAN: You know, you guys are the most important thing to me, you know? I mean, what is more important than friends and friendship, man? I mean, you could be super rich dude, but if you don't have any friends -- what good is it?

(2)
BUD WISEMAN: Look Mike, I'm sorry your fiance died dude, but shit happens -- you know what I mean? There's a reason, you know? It was meant to be. It's all part of God's plan. No, you and I don't know why, but, you'll understand when you get to Heaven, bro'. But, right now, you need to heal, to move on, man. You need to get laid ASAP!

(3)

BUD WISEMAN: God! What am I doing here? I'm drunk at a strip bar on a Sunday! Please forgive me God! Come on, you guys, let's get out of here. It's all about JESUS dudes. We need to straighten up; Jesus is coming back soon, you know? And besides, any one of us could die at any time, man. Like tonight even. You gotta live every day like it's your last, man.

YOU: Damn! You're absolutely right bro'. I'm gonna see how many of these strippers I can take home and fuck tonight!
Bud Wiseman by Dick Busch May 31, 2006
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