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A moderator on the Pure Pwnage Forums who has over 11,000 post, which has gained him fame for his unofficial nickname "Teh_Spammer". Also he has the highest post count out of all the members. He joined 26-March 05. His name is also popularized in many consumer products, such as drinks, and shampoo. He is one of the most sympathetic Mods or he never does his job, since he has locked about 5 topics in his career. He is currently living in the Netherlands, and participated a short role in episode 11 of PP.
Wieman is like Borat he will crush you
Wieman by PiggysPizza November 10, 2008
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Captain Wieman 

Originally a Chilean maneuver, this involves using leftover teriyaki sauce as a lubricant while performing a dirty danza, but instead of saying "who's the boss", you make a pouty-lip face and say "me-na-me-na"
Arrrgh, I'd like to pull a captain wieman on that broad (or dude).
Captain Wieman by bung luvah January 6, 2005
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A sick motherfucker who definitely knows what he is talking about. A real man.
This WizeMan was taking so much shit from one of those fools. He just lit him up and then put him down with a single word. God damn. He is one hell of a WizeMan.
WizeMan by TheWizeMan August 1, 2017

Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students
Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal Wiseman 

“Wagwan with Young L
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”
Cardinal Wiseman by Bumboozle April 12, 2019
During the week you're too busy working and being fabulous in general so you only have time for a weekend romance.
Jack and I are now three months into this wemance and I love it. Escaping out of town every weekend is awesome!
Wemance by Tinkerbell Hilton June 5, 2009

To Pull A Wiseman 

Usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. The comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc.

Not to be confused with a lean-in!

The act of pulling a wise man derives from Evil Dead: Army of Darkness in the scene depicted below in the example.
1. Jim and Jon both knew that the fastest way home was path A, but Jon just had to take path B. Jon walked all the way along path B, got home and realised that he could no longer see Jim. Jim pulled a wise man and said "I told you path A was faster!"

2. In Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Ash is informed by the wise man that he needs the Necronomicon in order to stop the evil. He just blows the wise man off. A short while later, a Deadite attacks Ash and Co. After Ash kills the deadite, the Wise man enters from off-camera and states "Now with though quest for the Necronomicon?!" Thus he has pulled a wiseman.

3. In order to pull a Wiseman you need to have something smarter to say than those around you, and be able to approach from a near unseen angle.
To Pull A Wiseman by Smeep August 3, 2007