Wipecycle

The act of wiping your ass so many times in one sitting after using the toilet, and shit still keeps showing up on the toilet paper.

Sorry I used all of your toilet paper, I had a bad case of Wipecycle.

by Dangoh February 26, 2013

Wifecycle

Term of indearment given to your wife and used by a husband during their marriage. Describes a loving relationship of fun. Because, you can ride them like a Bicycle, or lick them like a Popcycle.

Paul, let me introduce you to my Wifecycle, Bonnie.

by Mr J Johnston November 6, 2012

Wishcycle

Tossing questionable items in the recycling bin, hoping they can somehow be recycled.

Don't wishcycle, learn how to recycle right in your community.

by Outagamie Recycles December 18, 2018

wifecicle

Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."

by greenhedonist May 4, 2007

wicycle

a two wheeled hand cart that can be pushed or pulled, like a bicycle but with the wheels side by side

put all the stuff in the wicycle to take home

by bob bell January 15, 2008

Wifecicle

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.

Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle

by somethingmild October 19, 2010