Wipecycle

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The act of wiping your ass so many times in one sitting after using the toilet, and shit still keeps showing up on the toilet paper.

Sorry I used all of your toilet paper, I had a bad case of Wipecycle.

Wipecycle by Dangoh February 26, 2013

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Wifecycle

Term of indearment given to your wife and used by a husband during their marriage. Describes a loving relationship of fun. Because, you can ride them like a Bicycle, or lick them like a Popcycle.

Paul, let me introduce you to my Wifecycle, Bonnie.

Wifecycle by Mr J Johnston November 6, 2012

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Wishcycle

Tossing questionable items in the recycling bin, hoping they can somehow be recycled.

Don't wishcycle, learn how to recycle right in your community.

Wishcycle by Outagamie Recycles December 18, 2018

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wifecicle

Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."

wifecicle by greenhedonist May 4, 2007

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wicycle

a two wheeled hand cart that can be pushed or pulled, like a bicycle but with the wheels side by side

put all the stuff in the wicycle to take home

wicycle by bob bell January 15, 2008

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Wifecicle

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.

Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle

Wifecicle by somethingmild October 19, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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