Wifecycle

Term of indearment given to your wife and used by a husband during their marriage. Describes a loving relationship of fun. Because, you can ride them like a Bicycle, or lick them like a Popcycle.

Paul, let me introduce you to my Wifecycle, Bonnie.

Wifecycle by Mr J Johnston November 6, 2012

Wipecycle 

The act of wiping your ass so many times in one sitting after using the toilet, and shit still keeps showing up on the toilet paper.

Sorry I used all of your toilet paper, I had a bad case of Wipecycle.

Wipecycle by Dangoh February 26, 2013

Wishcycle 

Tossing questionable items in the recycling bin, hoping they can somehow be recycled.

Don't wishcycle, learn how to recycle right in your community.

Wishcycle by Outagamie Recycles December 18, 2018

wifecicle 

Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."

wifecicle by greenhedonist May 4, 2007

ethically lifecycled 

Products that were ethically produced throughout their entire life cycle.

I'm using a clean tech phone that's been ethically lifecycled.

ethically lifecycled by D.E.P. October 20, 2010

wicycle

a two wheeled hand cart that can be pushed or pulled, like a bicycle but with the wheels side by side

put all the stuff in the wicycle to take home

wicycle by bob bell January 15, 2008

Wifecicle 

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.

Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle

Wifecicle by somethingmild October 19, 2010