wifecicle 

Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."

wifecicle by greenhedonist May 4, 2007

Wifecicle 

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.

Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle

Wifecicle by somethingmild October 19, 2010

Wifecycle

Term of indearment given to your wife and used by a husband during their marriage. Describes a loving relationship of fun. Because, you can ride them like a Bicycle, or lick them like a Popcycle.

Paul, let me introduce you to my Wifecycle, Bonnie.

Wifecycle by Mr J Johnston November 6, 2012

Wipecycle 

The act of wiping your ass so many times in one sitting after using the toilet, and shit still keeps showing up on the toilet paper.

Sorry I used all of your toilet paper, I had a bad case of Wipecycle.

Wipecycle by Dangoh February 26, 2013

winesicle 

a type of ice pop made from wine.

"Hey Carly, want a winesicle?"
"This winesicle is so delicious, it's honestly amazing!"

winesicle by Alicia Murdox January 27, 2011

Wizzcicle 

What pee turns into outside in the cold. A piss icicle.

I regret peeing in the woods because it turned into a wizzcicle.

Wizzcicle by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

wifecucker 

A man who has sex with another man’s wife. He lives by a code where he will not sleep with another man’s wife if he is friends with that other man. Secretly a 50 shades of gray and has BDE

Ryan is a wifecucker. N*gga went HAM on this dude’s wife all night, 50 shades of grey shit.

wifecucker by wifecucker August 13, 2024