Wifecicle

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.

Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle

by somethingmild October 17, 2010

wifecicle

Derogatory term used to describe a frigid or prudish spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't come to work today. I have to go to court with the wifecicle. She's taken everything. All I really want is to have my dick taken out of moth balls."

by greenhedonist April 25, 2007