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strip crickets

The annoying folk on Las Vegas Boulevard that hand out cards for strippers/escorts etc. They flick the cards making a clicking noise kinda like crickets chirping.
vegas crickets, strip confetti
Those strip crickets really get in the way when I'm walking LVB
by SomethingMild January 14, 2010
mugGet the strip cricketsmug.

Wifecicle

When your wife is cold, she turns into a wifecicle.
Honey, please turn up the thermostat - I'm turning into a wifecicle
by somethingmild October 19, 2010
mugGet the Wifeciclemug.

vegas crickets

The annoying folk on Las Vegas Boulevard that hand out cards for strippers/escorts etc. They flick the cards making a clicking noise kinda like crickets chirping.
strip crickets, strip confetti
Those vegas crickets are always getting in the way
by SomethingMild January 14, 2010
mugGet the vegas cricketsmug.

strip confetti

The often explicit cards for hookers, escorts, strippers etc. that are handed out by vegas crickets on the Las Vegas strip. They get dropped on the street in large quantities producing litter like confetti.
Notice how every kid on Las Vegas boulevard walks along looking down? They're staring at the strip confetti. Probably the first pictures of naked women they've ever seen.
by SomethingMild January 14, 2010
mugGet the strip confettimug.

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