A winky face denotes playfulness.
It is used as a way to convey the playful sentiment in a medium, such as text, where emotions can't otherwise be displayed.
Depending on the context, it can be flirtatious, but usually denotes joking.
The winky face is used to imply to the opposite sex (or same if you sway that way),
that your keen as a bean for their Dick or Vagina!
Jess: Chris asked me if I was free tonight
Chloe: did he put any emoticons?
Jess: Yeh he put a winky face at the end of the sentence
Chloe: HE WANT'S YOUR VAGINA!!
The face one makes when they want to have sex with someone. Mostly happens when drunk but can be when sober and just extremely horny. A face that says it all, no words are necessary....the face (especially the eyes) say "I want you to make love to me. NOW"
After Danielle had her tenth beer she started to make a seductive winky winky face at Anthony.
The secret code that means a girl wants your cock inside her used mainly in text messages and facebook chat. It also acts as an early warning that a fat girl likes you giving you time to par her fat arse.
Dave: I got a text from Candy the other day
Steve: What did it say?
Dave: Come to mine at 8 ;)
Steve: She gave you the winky face? Your defo in for a good fuck tonight
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.