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wankyface

a person or thing that is pissing you off big styley
"stop being a wankyface"
"this computer is such a wankyface"
by glitzygal October 27, 2009
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wankfact

A statement / fact that seems suspiciously like it had just been made up, and is likely only to be believed or swallowed by the stupid or gullible.
"Fireflies and all other animals with bioluminescent chemicals are fatal to lizards."

The above statement may well be a wankfact.
by Urschleim December 4, 2010
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Wanky face

A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel
“Oh it’s the rare wanky face!”
by alexanderthegreatpleb December 7, 2018
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winkyface

Inspired by this common IM/SMS face --> ;)

Similar to "that's what she said" and "that's what he said". Used to turn any phrase or speech into a sexual innuendo.

In other words, it makes something into a sexual joke.

Usually typed as ";)" and spoken as "winkyface" however "winkyface" can be typed for stronger/more humorous effect.
Anything from...

What's up?.. winkyface

to...

Why is there cream in my buns??... winkyface

or...

(after being in the rain) Wow, I've never been this wet before... winkyface

even...

That sucks ass... winkyface

As you can see, there's so many ways you can use it... winkyface
by TheSexKittens November 14, 2010
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Wankerface

Wankerface.

A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.
Steve you wankerface!
by Invader May 13, 2005
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wankerface

One who has the face of a wanker.
Look at that wankerfaced little prat. I'll fuck him in the arse i will.
by Stuffman May 13, 2005
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Wastyfaced

New Word... Wastyfaced. (adj.) waste-e-face-t
Body: -The facial expression after consuming a large amount of alcohol in a short period of time leaving what is also known as a "perma-grin." Where one eye is never as open as much as the other, lips and cheeks have problems coordinating themslves so they resemble real facial expressions.
He's so torn up he's wastyfaced.
by Djalli March 21, 2007
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