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wisemastery 

A teaching that "They themselves are makers of themselves" .
wisemastery is directing his energies with intelligence, and fashioning his thoughts to fruitful issues.
wisemastery by wisemaster September 28, 2010

wangmasher 

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher
1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.
wangmasher by benmeade October 19, 2008

The Ringmaster 

First WWF Ringname of Steve Williams (Stone Cold Steve Austin) when undermanagement of Ted Debiase in 1995
"I don't wanna be The Ringmaster anymore. I wanna be Stone Cold" - Steve Austin
The Ringmaster by James Fulcher October 4, 2006

Wishmaster 

Wishmaster: Hamster, a dentist, hard porn, Steven Seagal, warrior, this rifle, in me, the fishmaster!
Wishmaster by AkamaDV August 16, 2009

Wishmaster 

master!! apprentice!! heartborne! 7th seeker!! WARRIOR!!! disciple!! in me the wishmaster!!
Wishmaster by lolius April 16, 2004

Wingmanery 

Used to describe a wingman. You would use wingmanery when you want to judge someones cock guiding skills.
Ethan showed great wingmanery when setting up his bro with that hot chick we met at the bar by flirting with the ugly chick.
Ethan showed poor wingmanery when he left his bro alone with the butterface
Wingmanery by ElmoPost July 4, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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