windycock

An infamous Twitter user that goes by @windycock, everyone thinks it's a female but he's actual male and is bad at using twitter

did you see @windycock's new tweet?
yeah it was terrible.

by thighfi April 20, 2018

tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

Wyoming windsock

The act of blowing a queef on a ball sack.

Last night, Airwrecka queefed on my balls. It's called a Wyoming windsock.

by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

windylicker

A windylicker refers to a retarded passenger on the special bus who licks the windows.

Jasus Sandra, your man was like a windylicker in de sack, if ya know what i mean!

by Kruger606 June 1, 2005

Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.

George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock

by StevieK... November 6, 2010

tatty windsock

A tatty windsock is a loose, hanging well worn vagina. Often caused through child birth or copious amounts of sexual intercourse.

Michelle Willis has a very tatty windsock after giving birth to her 10th child.

Ben said I'm not going near that tatty windsock.

That slag's windsock is getting more tatty daily.

by BlackTimmy March 10, 2014

Windcock

Someone without a personal opinion, that agrees with everything and everyone.

Britt is such a windcock? Yeah, she always agrees with everyone.

by Heinz von Slutt January 18, 2007