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(wee-nah-so)

–verb (used with object)
1. to strike sharply with a phallic object, esp. with one's own semi erect penis.
-noun
2. a sharp, resounding blow with a phallic object, esp. with one's own semi erect penis.
-verb
1. If you don't get up and make breakfast, I'm gonna winaso your ass!

-noun
2. My girl wouldn't wake up to make breakfast, so I gave her the winaso!
winaso by Victor L. February 24, 2008
Words you can keep
The Act Of Beating Your Penis on someones Face.

Term used in the Ghetto in the city of Laredo, Texas.
lil Luis: Lets Call Monica?
Erick: Sure why not?
*later on*
Lil Luis: Hey Where Did You Go?
Erick: Oh, I Gave That hoe A Winaso!
lil Luis: Doode i got STD's From doing that
Winaso by Arnold Awesome! January 31, 2009

wingsofredemption 

An obscenely overweight streamer who Repeatedly begs for people to support his unhealthy and depressing way of "Life". Skin is so thin a paper cut would cause his 450-pound ass to spill. So blinded by his diabetic lifestyle that he doesn't see why people hate him.

Bodily content is around 60% Wendy's chili, 20% Pepsi, 20% Banquet Meal Gravy

A slave to food.
Loves food more than himself.
Loves food more than trucks or pussy.
Jerks off to banquet meals.
"Slow down on the food there wingsofredemption."

"At least I'm thinner than wingsofredemption."
wingsofredemption by SmartyFartie October 31, 2020

wingsofredemption 

It's not his fatness that defines him, but rather the content of his character. That character is also fat.
No one consumes Wendy's Chilli like wingsofredemption.
wingsofredemption by Hernan Cortez September 25, 2019

The Winsor School 

An amazing all girls private school in Boston, Massachusetts. Despite what people think most of the girls are extremely nice, and are always there for you no matter what. They are all a little boy crazy, but they never ever see boys, so you would be too. The classes are not only extremely academically challenging and stimulating, but they are also really fun!! The whole school is like a family. Everyone has your back.
A: Where do you go to school?
B: The Winsor School!
A: That's Awesome! I heard it is amazing!
B: Yeah, it is!

tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

South Windsor High School 

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.
student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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