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'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!'
Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.
"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.
"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."
-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)
"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."
-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)
'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' by Twathenge April 29, 2006
Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock
Will's Gigantic Throbbing Cock by Your’e Mom April 25, 2017
I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock
Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks
A baby daddy who can’t afford child support because he spent all of his money on Ricky Martin concert tickets and haircuts at Bo-Rics with his dad.
Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks by LiesTacosSpyderShirts4Life June 11, 2021
Will O’ Cockell
A fat fucking queer who’s eyes are uneven he looks like the monster from goonies. Unfaithful to his girlfriend who he has already cheated on like 5 times, To tall so nothing counts because he has a unfair advantage, turned down a post Malone concert in fucking Dallas with guaranteed backstage tickets to meet post Malone and everyone else at the concert to hangout with his girlfriend who again he has cheated on like 5 times. He says “I don’t care” for anything that you say. Also he’s gay.
Will O’ Cockell by Big Booty Bear🍑🍑🍑 September 12, 2019
the willcock
the willcock is a sexual act in which two fat black men with tiny winkies romantically kiss one anothers jap eye.
the willcock by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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