1 definition by Big Booty Bear🍑🍑🍑

A fat fucking queer who’s eyes are uneven he looks like the monster from goonies. Unfaithful to his girlfriend who he has already cheated on like 5 times, To tall so nothing counts because he has a unfair advantage, turned down a post Malone concert in fucking Dallas with guaranteed backstage tickets to meet post Malone and everyone else at the concert to hangout with his girlfriend who again he has cheated on like 5 times. He says “I don’t care” for anything that you say. Also he’s gay.