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A noun - bed hair that is so bad, it needs it's one term.
was awoken and wildige was upon him
Wildige by jigs88 August 25, 2009
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windigestion

Windigestion is when you have indigestion coupled with a bit of trapped wind, hence windigestion. It can be quite painful!
I should never have had those beans on toast tonight after that huge meal I had for lunch, now I've got a case of really bad windigestion.
windigestion by Lizzie the Frog October 9, 2008
Example: Jeeeeeeeze man your wildge is huge.

Example: FFS! Dave went and got his wildge out on a night out!

Example: Wow that guy they call Brambles loves a plastic wildge so I'm told!.
Wildge by Davinski87 June 20, 2019
Beautiful lovable women who can be the best mom in da world
Wildine is the best mother ever
wildine by Ysyshshs April 19, 2019

Williger 

A rhythmic male that's smooth like a large pouch made of satin. Their downy soft feet are similar in texture to those of a banker's hands. Their tendency towards being BBPBs and their gregarious nature lead them to be extremely popular, particularly on social networking websites.
That Williger sure got turned that pizza joint into a popping dance party.
or
Baby your panties are as soft as a Williger foot.
Williger by Games23 August 6, 2012
Having the wildies means to have a bad case of diarrhoea.
Having the wild shites.
Oh my god, last night was terrible. I woke up this morning with the wildies.
wildies by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

Gee willigers 

"Gee willigers! That's swell."
Gee willigers by SKANKAROONIE January 16, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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