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Wilburbeast 

a rarely seen creature that is half homo sapiens and half a hodgepodge of other hairy creatures (bear, gorilla, james harden, and general hippy man) that have banged and blasted out this type of science, a.k.a sex monkey.
Very rarely seen, similar to the big foot and Sasquatch tales or yore. While Sasquatch enjoys beef jerkey, the Wilburbeast enjoys vape, hibernation, and deli meat.
Wilburbeast by topspin32 November 6, 2012

Wilbursexual

Another not vaild sexuality (Like animesexual, Dreamsexual etc.), like WilburSoot isn't a gender
person 1: Hey, I need to tell you something
person 2: Sure, what it is?
person 1: I'm Wilbursexual
person 2: What the fuck...
Wilbursexual by Michael112_1 April 11, 2021

wilburne 

Used by society in 13th Century, (Primarily in Old English)the term is used to describe a desirable man, as well as an elegant treat.
That new guy who joined our Department is a real wilburne.
wilburne by Wilbur Twotools February 29, 2008

Wilburing Device 

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!
Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?
Wilburing Device by Wrighty January 15, 2006

Wilbursexual

A non-valid "sexuality" created by a bunch of delinquents that don't know how to touch some grass. Wilbur sexual means you basically have a crush on popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer Wilbur Soot. This is not a real sexuality like being pansexual, bisexual, gay, lesbian, ect. Just a made up term for simps
Person A: "I'm Wilbursexual"
Person B: " You're dead to me."
Person A: "oh"
Wilbursexual by Gay_frogs_soup January 1, 2022

wilburification

A verb used to describe when you make something or someone look or act more like Wilbur Soot.
“This is the wilburification of Tommyinnit.”

“Nah man, he just wanted to dress more like Wilbur soot.”
wilburification by NMargaretha September 15, 2021