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Wilburing Device 

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!
Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?
Wilburing Device by Wrighty January 15, 2006

wilburification

A verb used to describe when you make something or someone look or act more like Wilbur Soot.
“This is the wilburification of Tommyinnit.”

“Nah man, he just wanted to dress more like Wilbur soot.”
wilburification by NMargaretha September 15, 2021

wilburish 

wilburish is a very cool , and nice , and sweet , and funny person and you should really go follow them on tiktok because they are very sweet , and cool , and nice, and funny !
person one : hey, do you know wilburish ?
person two : yeah, they’re very nice , and funny , and sweet , and cool !
person one : i agree !
wilburish by lucapotamus October 10, 2021

wilbursinnit 

A person on tiktok who is my mutual 😵😻
Person 1: who is wilbursinnit?
Me: back in the old days....

Wilburbating 

Masterbating during a "pre-shower" bath.

(a bath taken immediately prior to taking a shower, for the alleged purpose of relaxing ones back muscles)
Adam is in the bathroom wilburbating. He should shower then be out soon.
Wilburbating by 6.7Cummins July 28, 2014

Wilburig 

It means, "your mom"
"Wilburig is looking very submissive and breedable" "
Wilburig by Acrelyric August 27, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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