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Wilburbeast 

a rarely seen creature that is half homo sapiens and half a hodgepodge of other hairy creatures (bear, gorilla, james harden, and general hippy man) that have banged and blasted out this type of science, a.k.a sex monkey.
Very rarely seen, similar to the big foot and Sasquatch tales or yore. While Sasquatch enjoys beef jerkey, the Wilburbeast enjoys vape, hibernation, and deli meat.
Wilburbeast by topspin32 November 6, 2012
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Wilderbeast 

Someone who looks like they got stuck in the forest for a century and look nasty, stanky and grimey as hell.
That dude look so nasty like a damn wilderbeast.
Wilderbeast by Esbeezo January 13, 2009

Wilburbating 

Masterbating during a "pre-shower" bath.

(a bath taken immediately prior to taking a shower, for the alleged purpose of relaxing ones back muscles)
Adam is in the bathroom wilburbating. He should shower then be out soon.
Wilburbating by 6.7Cummins July 28, 2014

wilderbeast 

an overweight woman, the bigger the better
Did you see the wilderbeast Jay brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!
wilderbeast by GDMFD October 7, 2011

Wilderbeast 

Are there wilderbeasts in Africa? No, there are wildebeests in Africa.
Wilderbeast by OscarG13 February 11, 2015

Jett Wilderbeast

Noun
The greatest bass player in sawston village college ever! There has never been a better one or ever will be.
Verb (to do a jett or to do a wilderbeast)
To play a bass extreme well
Man I really Respect that Jett Wilderbeast


Man i was so fired up last night at my gig i jetted/wilderbeasted my bass

Wilderbeast 

A big doppleganging Salvatore that acts like he is all that on the football field, when in fact it is a front. This type of person is a total shmuck and though he acts like a womanizer, he really loves to kiss guys. Be careful when around the wilderbeast because he is the type that drops the soap in the shower then tries for the reacharound. Also known in the greek as a peterpumper. They can in fact eat the meat without spitting out the bone.
Noce thinks hes fooling us, but he's just a big peterpumping wilderbeast.
Wilderbeast by missionman February 13, 2010