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Whoreboard 

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.
"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."
Whoreboard by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014
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whiteboarding 

Whiteboarding is a form of torture used during job interviews. The candidate is forced to code algorithms he will never use on the job on a whiteboard in front of other people, causing the candidate to experience the sensation of inadequacy.
Interviewer 1: Hey, this guy refused to hand over his social media passwords on the application form!
Interviewer 2: Don't worry, a few minutes of whiteboarding will loosen his tongue...
whiteboarding by npinkerton February 9, 2017

Whorelord 

He manages a whole bunch of hookers in the red light district - he's a bigtime whorelord.
Whorelord by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

whoretard 

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.
Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.
whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

whoretardmeanie 

whoretardmeanie (Adj)

a person place or thing that is all of the following

1) Whore
2) Tard
3) Meanie
Jake and Connery and both whoretardmeanie and like to get in whoretardmeanie fights
whoretardmeanie by whoretardmeanie February 10, 2009

whiteboard offense 

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid
Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.
Verb. 1. A rather loud scream of pleasure usually emitted during coitus. 2. The act of a woman of slutty measure "bitching" someone out.
1."Dude, last night while Julia and I were getting it on she let out the biggest WhoreRoar!"

2."Damn, man, Becky was totally WhoreRoaring at John in the hallway earlier today."
WhoreRoar by Philanmar October 6, 2009