Whompt

Getting frisky under the covers. Happily getting to second base.

Dude I got whompt'd last night with Sarah.

Whompt by jamwest June 14, 2015

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

The most superior variant of the "who" word variant, superior over Whomst'd've.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es took my shit?
Guy 2: ...What?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es by Glennicus May 29, 2018

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

The word to end all words. Those who can spell it with the right punctuations in place will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

Spelling bee judge: "Spell whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' "
Kid: "Can you use it in a sentence?"

Spelling bee judge: "whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is a very hard word to spell"

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' by nojoha May 21, 2018

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' 

I think its "who", but really not.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' took all of my things.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' by Incorrect definition December 9, 2019

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous

The more superior word of all the whomst'd've

Guy1 : whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous stole my apples?

Guy2 : Wh-

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous by meme_dude_was_taken September 22, 2020

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've 

The way smart people say whom.

Person 1: I do not know whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've I will give my business to when I pass away.
Person 2: What the fuck?

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've by Sovietpizza February 17, 2017

Whoopty Surprise 

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.

“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”

Whoopty Surprise by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018