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eyeful

When one rants online and types up a whole wall of text. There is no exact definition of what an eyeful is despite what the example says below, except that it's a wall of text. (or multiple walls of text.)

The text equivalent of giving one an earful.
Person 1: I dunno how to describe my SO. I've heard from others that there's a good chance that they might be manipulative, possessive, and...
(About 2 to 6 paragraphs later)
Person 1: ... I don't know if it's working out.
Person 2: Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 1: Oh christ, I just realized I gave you an eyeful, sorry about that.
Person 2: No worries.
by Glennicus June 1, 2019
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TCAB

Those (particular) Cops Are Bastards, because ACAB is generalizing, and in general, not a great statement.
Person 1: ACAB, cops killed my neighbor.
Person 2: No, TCAB, it's not like the entire fucking police force came to kill your neighbor. Sorry for your loss, but you're ignorant.
by Glennicus April 16, 2020
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Crack

Noun: A form of cocaine that can be smoked. Induces euphoria and increased energy. Not at all good for the human body.

Adjective: Describes something (particularly food) that is so good that it is borderline addictive. May or may not be good for the human body (not to the same degree as literal crack.)
It is known that Tagalongs can be used to cure crack addition, because they're crack in of themselves.
by Glennicus February 17, 2020
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Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
by Glennicus August 28, 2020
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business

Something people think is theirs, but it really isn't.
by Glennicus October 7, 2017
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The Game

A game people play where the goal is to not think about it. The real winners are those who aren't even aware of it.

You just lost it by looking it up on here for some reason. Great job!
by Glennicus March 29, 2017
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What's the fuck?

When someone says "What the fuck" and you're not sure what they're on about.
Person 1: What the fuck?!
Person 2: What's the fuck?
Person 1: This weird shit that just happened.
by Glennicus November 25, 2018
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