Whompto 

Ridiculously or absurdly big or excessive.

I had such a whompto lunch, I'm gonna be constipated for sure.

Whompto by Vern Caesar January 8, 2009

whumptober

a collection of angst one-shots that are based on daily prompts in the month of October
usually used on ao3 and wattpad

"i can't believe it's october 21st already!"
"i know, we're already on day 21 of whumptober. my eyes hurt from all the crying."

whumptober by whatintheworld... January 19, 2022

Whomptie 

An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.

Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"

Whomptie by sswp September 10, 2011

whomstoeverested've

A fucking dumbass who can't tell the difference between an apple and a pear

Dylan is a whomstoeverested've.

whomstoeverested've by Yaxal March 4, 2018

whompdoodle 

Whomp·doodle
/(h)Wämp~Do͞odl/
adjective\noun \verb
extremely impressive, the very best; inspiring great admiration, Breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, pure, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive; mind-boggling, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, excellent, marvelous;

adjactive\
"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, so whompdoodle. The Whompdoodlest of whompdoodles."

noun\

"Of course it's the best, it's Whompdoodle extracts."

verb\
"I'm so Whompdoodled my noodle is about as functional as a balloon poodle."

whompdoodle by Calico hiddenmastermind.com October 3, 2017

Wompton  

the geographic region south of Watts, north of Compton. a place in between Watts and Compton, near the 105 frwy. aka Willowbrook.

I have to go to Wompton for a job interview near MLK hospital.

Wompton by BPB January 22, 2008

Whoopton-Upon-Thames 

A lovely little town on the River Thames, in between Kingston and Chertsey. Frequented by patrons of a comedy club in the Royal Borough of Greenwich, at the recommendation of comedian John Robins as he introduces the last acts of the night during the Sunday Special. It is common practice to make copious amounts of "whooping", as one might expect, upon arrival in the area of Whoopton. Those who can only master clapping and cheering are not granted passage to this charming riverside town in Surrey.

"So, team, we've master the clapping, we've got the cheering down. I think now it's time for us to take a trip to a lovely little place I call... 'Whoopton-upon-Thames'" - John Robins

Whoopton-Upon-Thames by LikeAChap February 8, 2013