1) A term used for online daters, who post pictures of themselves shirtless (Men), use commas instead of apostrophes, use headlines such as "Are there any real men/women left?", instant message other users asking for nakedness while misspelling said body part, and seductively pose for pictures on their car and/or bed.
2) A term used to describe someones overwhelming assness.
John's wholeassness got him fired from the mall kiosk when he tried to trim the old lady's mustache with toenail clippers and a luffa.
A person who's weight problem has transcended the terms covered by 'obese'. (Plural form)Whoabii are most commonly found confined to their bed, unable to move and developing serious bed-sores.
" I saw a Whoabese in the foodcourt today, he had just accidently eaten his tray."
Note: 'Whoabese' can also be used as an exclaimatory remark.
ex: (a whoabese is waddling down the street, I see her...) me: " WHOOOOAAA, BESE!!!"