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A whoalease is a old police car that a regular citizen is driving. Makes u say “whoa” and slam on breaks thinking its a cop!
Is that a cop?
No its just a whoalease
Whoalease by JessRich February 3, 2021
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whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.
A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.
whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

Wholeassness

1) A term used for online daters, who post pictures of themselves shirtless (Men), use commas instead of apostrophes, use headlines such as "Are there any real men/women left?", instant message other users asking for nakedness while misspelling said body part, and seductively pose for pictures on their car and/or bed.

2) A term used to describe someones overwhelming assness.
John's wholeassness got him fired from the mall kiosk when he tried to trim the old lady's mustache with toenail clippers and a luffa.
Wholeassness by mixminus December 4, 2010
A person who's weight problem has transcended the terms covered by 'obese'. (Plural form)Whoabii are most commonly found confined to their bed, unable to move and developing serious bed-sores.

" I saw a Whoabese in the foodcourt today, he had just accidently eaten his tray."

Note: 'Whoabese' can also be used as an exclaimatory remark.
ex: (a whoabese is waddling down the street, I see her...) me: " WHOOOOAAA, BESE!!!"
whoabese by Ollie Vector November 18, 2006

wholeasstically 

incorporating the concept of whole-assing; putting all efforts into, as opposed to half-assing a task.
"This is a serious project. We need to think about this wholeasstically."
wholeasstically by Actually February 28, 2013

Wholeasses 

Like molasses, she bent over in that dress and her wholeasses was on display.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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