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whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.
A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.
whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

Wholeassness

1) A term used for online daters, who post pictures of themselves shirtless (Men), use commas instead of apostrophes, use headlines such as "Are there any real men/women left?", instant message other users asking for nakedness while misspelling said body part, and seductively pose for pictures on their car and/or bed.

2) A term used to describe someones overwhelming assness.
John's wholeassness got him fired from the mall kiosk when he tried to trim the old lady's mustache with toenail clippers and a luffa.
Wholeassness by mixminus December 4, 2010
A person who's weight problem has transcended the terms covered by 'obese'. (Plural form)Whoabii are most commonly found confined to their bed, unable to move and developing serious bed-sores.

" I saw a Whoabese in the foodcourt today, he had just accidently eaten his tray."

Note: 'Whoabese' can also be used as an exclaimatory remark.
ex: (a whoabese is waddling down the street, I see her...) me: " WHOOOOAAA, BESE!!!"
whoabese by Ollie Vector November 18, 2006

wholeasstically 

incorporating the concept of whole-assing; putting all efforts into, as opposed to half-assing a task.
"This is a serious project. We need to think about this wholeasstically."
wholeasstically by Actually February 28, 2013

Wholeasses 

Like molasses, she bent over in that dress and her wholeasses was on display.

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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