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whaleasaurus

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.
A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.
by jpg3 May 18, 2013
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Whoreasaurus

A female or group of females who live in the wild and tend to hunt in packs. They prey on the male species and relentlessly eat your heart out of your loving chest.

They often lie, cheat, sleep with you post break up, or call to say that they are sleeping with another man. In order to survive an attack we suggest you fall to the ground and just hand over your wallet and sometimes in extreme cases years of your life.
Tom: So basically, I was going to marry my girlfriend until I found out she was a Whoreasaurus.

Matt: So wait...she's single now?
by KenSmokes April 30, 2010
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Whoreasaurus Rex

A gigantic whore, maybe dinosaur like?
by Big head and Ginge May 14, 2018
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Whoreasaurusrex

A whore of the rex variety, commonly foind not performing shadow puppets. Can be easily seduced with food.
Ashley was being a ,Whoreasaurusrex she wouldnt play shadow puppets with me until I made her rizoto.
by DoctorZeebz November 27, 2018
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Whoreasaurus

Anyone who is above and beyond being a white trash whore. This person may have a husband/wife and family, and a few men/woman, or suiters, on the sidelines of which he/she pretends they might marry someday after the "divorce" thats never going to happen, happens. This person will make everyones life a living hell about how their boy/girlfrind on the side might be into someone else. Or is sleeping with someone else.

Meanwhile this person likes to drag everyone else down with them at work and at home because they don't care about anyones life accept their own.
Also see slut, hoe, homewrecker
BLY ME!!! Get a good look at that Whoreasaurus!!"; or if the person is your boss: "Seriously if this whoreasaurus doesn't shut up about all the mes she's bangin i'm going to quit. She hasn't said one word about her kids in 3 months!
by yasnoozeyalose6969 July 27, 2010
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Whoreasaurus

Stupid lying cunt that no one would probably miss if she died. Disgusting and probably has AIDS, Herpes, and Genital Warts.
Look at that disgusting whoreasaurus!
by love yah skank April 21, 2011
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Whackasaurus Rex

When a person or situation is so immensely whack, that the simplicity of uttering "that is whack" does not suffice. The level of whack is so monumental, and so infuriating, that only the grand stature of "Whackasaurus Rex" can do the situation justice. A tyrannosaurus rex is a monstrous and violent dinosaur, and so the correlation makes sense when someone or thing is monstrously and violently whack.

Individuals that are classified as Whackasaurus Rex, have also been known to be perpetual users of Awkward Sauce.
You see Johnny kick that little girl in the stomach?

Yea, Whackasaurus Rex, man...
by Mr. Bose August 22, 2010
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