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Whiteitude 

The sense and zen state of moral superiority, arrogance, ignorance and ambivalence asserted simply by being Caucasian.
My whiteitude tends to piss off the help.
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whittitude 

The offensive or insulting posture, action or disposition of a white person towards a black one, usually known as a manifestation of discrimination, combined from the word white and attitude. Something that the modern world is trying to reject in order to reinforce the equality between people from all over the world.
Good to know that Obama is the new President of the US, right?
Yeah. Hopefully this will change everything, including the whittitude my ma had to put up with years ago.
whittitude by theblackmoonofghost December 20, 2008

wifeitude 

When your wife does something(s) that is contrary to common sense but could care less.
me: If you would've waited until tomorrow, you could've planted the roses in the flower bed that I'm now preparing. Instead, you planted them in with the vegetables, which looks stupid.

my wife: Shut up, I'll do what I want.

me : wifeitude! (under my breath)

whinitude 

When people are constantly little bitches about life. Usually have over dramatic reaction to every event in life.
This guy is complaining about his pay. He makes 750 k this year!
--Yes. He's like that over everything. He's got a real whinitude.
whinitude by H8Fobbits July 9, 2017

Waitertude 

When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.
Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?

Waiter: Yes you can.

Man: But it says I can't on the menu...

Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!

*waiter leaves*

Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!

Waititude 

We came to the restaurant and ordered dessert only, which resulted in major waititude.
Waititude by agressive waiter January 9, 2011

Whiteitized 

Being black and "hypnotized" by white people when you are of African American decent.
Girl 1: I swear these white bitches whiteitized me for real bro.
Girl 2: Yeah its mad white people in that school.
Whiteitized by Unicorn.Dicks June 26, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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