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Wantitude 

Wantitude is the ratio of desire for someone or somethin
i have a stronger level of wantitude for that brownie, but i have low wantitude for that cupcake
Wantitude by ilovewantitude January 26, 2011
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wangitude 

A wang described in terms of a vector (i.e. has direction and magnitude)
As she walked past, he lost control of his wangitude.
wangitude by Anon April 29, 2004

whittitude 

The offensive or insulting posture, action or disposition of a white person towards a black one, usually known as a manifestation of discrimination, combined from the word white and attitude. Something that the modern world is trying to reject in order to reinforce the equality between people from all over the world.
Good to know that Obama is the new President of the US, right?
Yeah. Hopefully this will change everything, including the whittitude my ma had to put up with years ago.
whittitude by theblackmoonofghost December 20, 2008

wackitude 

Often consisting of wackness in every aspect.
Who perpatrated this wackitude?
wackitude by Jaekiz February 15, 2004

whinitude 

When people are constantly little bitches about life. Usually have over dramatic reaction to every event in life.
This guy is complaining about his pay. He makes 750 k this year!
--Yes. He's like that over everything. He's got a real whinitude.
whinitude by H8Fobbits July 9, 2017

Waitertude 

When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.
Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?

Waiter: Yes you can.

Man: But it says I can't on the menu...

Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!

*waiter leaves*

Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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