Definitions by blahblahblah3334

wifeitude 

When your wife does something(s) that is contrary to common sense but could care less.

me: If you would've waited until tomorrow, you could've planted the roses in the flower bed that I'm now preparing. Instead, you planted them in with the vegetables, which looks stupid.

my wife: Shut up, I'll do what I want.

me : wifeitude! (under my breath)

wifeitude by blahblahblah3334 May 7, 2010