Waitertude

When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.

Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?

Waiter: Yes you can.

Man: But it says I can't on the menu...

Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!

*waiter leaves*

Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!

by parley to your wifey and baby January 14, 2010

Waititude

Waiter attitude

We came to the restaurant and ordered dessert only, which resulted in major waititude.

by agressive waiter January 9, 2011

Whiteitude

The sense and zen state of moral superiority, arrogance, ignorance and ambivalence asserted simply by being Caucasian.

My whiteitude tends to piss off the help.

by WhiteyMcWhiteWhiteWhiteWhite October 29, 2011

Watertude

pronounced like "attitude", but with water

An adjective to describe when someone goes along with anything others are saying, doesn't have any of their own positions or viewpoints and just uncritically agrees with everyone, regardless of the topic or whether the viewpoints are mutually exclusive.

It's a wish-washy attitude that is as firm as warm water and just fits the shape of any conversation it's part of, with no substance behind it.

"Drop the watertude, I know you don't actually like peanutbutter, you said you hated it last week."
or
"Alex has such a watertude, I've never heard him share a different opinion to the last person that spoke."

by Bluey250 January 16, 2024

Waterudewin

A common inquiry to find out what someone is doing, or what a friend is currently up to.

Hey Brent, waterudewin later tonight?

by Cloudy_dayz May 2, 2020

Waitertress

Your roommate being an angel and balancing your million and one dirty dishes to help you clean your room.

Look at me, being a waitertress

by Siren Fantasy May 24, 2020