wifeitude

When your wife does something(s) that is contrary to common sense but could care less.

me: If you would've waited until tomorrow, you could've planted the roses in the flower bed that I'm now preparing. Instead, you planted them in with the vegetables, which looks stupid.

my wife: Shut up, I'll do what I want.

me : wifeitude! (under my breath)

by blahblahblah3334 May 7, 2010

wtfitude

Expression of the amount of wtfness something has. That is, the degree to which something is fucked up.

What wtfitude. They gave the fucker another term.

by Juan Pablo Menendez May 25, 2006

Winnitude

The quality of winning.

Winnitude!

by Eliel3 September 18, 2010

wimpitude

The scale amount that determines how much of a pussy you are.

Whoa, dude, did you check out Daniel? He won't do this totally awesome and reckless stunt with us.

Yeah, his wimpitude meter is way off the bar.

by catastian May 12, 2016

Whiteitude

The sense and zen state of moral superiority, arrogance, ignorance and ambivalence asserted simply by being Caucasian.

My whiteitude tends to piss off the help.

by WhiteyMcWhiteWhiteWhiteWhite October 29, 2011